Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Instructions for Recovery From Emotional Trama

Lesson 1

You will need:
-Wine (or other soothing beverage of your choosing)
-Crayons (preferably a new large box with the sharpener in the back)
-Coloring Books and or Blank Paper (start with pretty soothing color books it takes the pressure off)
-Chocolate (white chocolate is NOT chocolate, any others will do)
-Inspiring Movies (Mr. Magoriums Wonder Emporium, Penelope, Harold and Maude, Pippi Long stocking, to name a few)

You may apply all these tools at once for greatest effect or one at a time as your schedule allows. Happy Healing!

Monday, December 27, 2010

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Happy Holidays

Yeah I said it, those dirty words. Happy Holidays. Not Merry Christmas. Not Happy Hanaqwanzule. Happy Holidays. See how easy that was. No one need be offended. Even atheists celebrate the new year. We live in a free-ish country. We celebrate lots of holidays, practice countless religions and maintain the right to abstain from those holidays and religions if we like. I don't care what holiday people wish well for me. Merry Yule is my favorite but I'll take any well wishes you got. My point is if someone says "Happy Holidays" don't get upset cause they didn't feel like trying to magically divine which greeting you preferred. Relax folks. Enjoy your holiday which ever on you like or just enjoy the day off courtesy your christian co-workers and their superb PR and government infiltration. Happy Holidays Everybody!